The following announcement is factual.
Only the names will be changed to protect the not-so-innocent:

You already knew that 6ix 5ive 9ine is joining forces with Dreamz and Satalyte Gypsies to perform for Ladies Rock Night on October 24th at Buddy n’ Pals in Schererville to help raise money for Breast Cancer Awareness.

But did you know that you’ll want to show up early?

6ix 5ive 9ine kicks off the Rockin’ and Rollin’ at 9:30 pm, and that’s all well and good… but lets just say that you’ll want to be there around 8:30 pm. There is going to be a pre-show ceremony that you won’t want to miss. So come out and bear witness to this special event, and while you’re at it, help us raise some money to save some of life’s most precious ornaments. Big and small, we love ’em all!